Opening Ceremonies 2010...
I was all set for the big opening ceremonial long tail cast on... yarn, needles, pattern, row counter ... pizza. The much anticipated ceremonial first stitch...
On the actual knitting front - I managed 12 rows. I have calculated a required 20 rows per day to complete in good time. Which may not sound like much. But...
Cast on: " 99..100...101...102... 103..."
"Wow! that was cool!"
"What?"
"Ya missed it..."
"Oh... oh rats... 1 ... 2... 3... 4..."
Row 2: knit knit knit knit knit knit (my flick finger is getting a little cranky...)
Row 3: knit knit knit knit knit (I'm an ambidextrous knitter so I have a "no purl advantage" when it comes to stocking stitch projects).
Row 4: knit knit knit knit knit knit... (I think my bicep is cramping!)
"What's the matter?"
"I think I'm getting a bicep cramp"
"And what row are you on?
"... 4 "
" You're hooped..."

(Opening Ceremony results)